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This hat was designed to protect your baldness so you don't have to look like Stone Cold Steve Austin. If you have a lot of hair, this hat actually is a substitute for all hair products currently available. Wear this once and unlock 27% more of your brain. 


It's structured with a firm front panel, flat visor, and full buckram. Made with 8 rows of stitching on the brim, pro-stitching on the crown, and 6 embroidered eyelets.


  • The hat's are a blank product sourced from China so if you know any American made blank hats, please send them to us so we can make fun of Donald Trump.
  • 85% acrylic/15% wool
  • Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
  • Plastic snap closure
  • Grey under visor
  • 6 embroidered eyelets that match crown color
  • Head circumference: 22” - 24”

Brain Cap

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