The Brain Tile T-Shirt promises to add 11 inches to your vertical leap so you can dunk on Donald Trump (or someone you hate if you're a republican).
 
Made in America unlike everything Donald Trump makes.
100% cotton
Champion “C” logo patch on the left sleeve
Oxford Gray Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Fabric weight: 7 oz/yd² (237.34 g/m²) 
1" bound ribbed crew neck
Relaxed, oversized fit
Deep armholes for ease and mobility
Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem